I updated my website
today. It's still kind of dusty and shitty, but not embarrassingly so.
Has this ever happened to you? You're sitting on the couch with your boyfriend, watching the TV. Or not so much watching. Then a Midol commercial comes on, kills the mood. You can't ignore it. Just the slightest hint of menstruation can permeate the atmosphere like a 3rd grader's SBD. Damn.
So this is how I ended up watching a Midol commercial. Three women at the beach, bitching about their periods. I assume they're all on their periods, although it beats the hell out of me what they're doing at the beach. So we learn that Midol can alleviate symptoms of PMS--cramping, bloating, headaches, dementia, etc., etc. Then, at the very end of the commercial comes the stinger. The women have packed up their stuff, and they're walking back to the Women's Shelter or whatever.
WOMAN #1: I'm really craving a brownie.
WOMAN #2: [to the third woman] Yup, she's menstrual!
ALL: Ha ha ha.
My god, I want to stick my head in a pot of boiling water.